An improvement on the original for less than seventy million dollars. When you press the moon on this pillow, watch its stars light up!! Perhaps the world's first light-up pillow!!
Manufacturer: Unemployed Philosophers
Get off your feet, grab a seat, whistle while I deconstruct what you will see. Tiny chairs to send you back in time when chicks and cats knew how to relax. Spacey designers and table top recliners. Take them to your pad so you don't, like, wig. Stay cool man, cool. You dig? Mini Lounge stands 5" tall, Shiny metal legs and a ceramic blue back.
Manufacturer: Accoutrements
MOVE OVER ROVER! BONER THE HUMPING HOUND IS BRINGING SOME STIFF COMPETITION!!! Boner is excited to see you! Boner The Humping Hound will have you and your friends howling with laughter with his unique brand of affection! Just clip Boner's front paws to any object, squeeze his back paw and watch as this dirty dog barks and gyrates in the classic pooch pose! Battery operation lets you take Boner anywhere...IN THE OFFICE: Show off your BONER at the water cooler. AT YOUR NEXT PARTY: Bring your BONER to the dance floor. IN YOUR CAR: Share your BONER with the entire world! GIVE A BONER A HOME FOR ONLY $19.95
Manufacturer: Sunstar Industries
People always talk about needing some good brain food. Well here it is the brain gelatin mold. Not feeling too smart lately? Then set this brain gelatin on the table and watch how people will compliment you on your brains. The mold is 9" x 7" x 4". It's made of sturdy plastic and is a detailed replica of the left side of the human brain.
SpongeBob and his faithful friend Patrick stick to any smooth, hard surface with the help of a suction cup! Mini figures dangle, wiggle, and jiggle on the end of a sturdy wire. Perfect for computer monitor, window, locker, refrigerator or mirror!
Manufacturer: Basic Fun
Each Lamp is hand crafted from mined, salt crystal rock which was formed 250 million years ago. Each unique Salt Lamp has a natural stone slate base, includes a bulb (easily replaceable) and is ready to plug into a wall socket.
Manufacturer: Folioe
Legend or true I leave it up to you? There's a trucker who owns a cafe. He drives his rig night and day, on a quest scouring highways in the mid west, leaving only fur balls and not the mess, for that will be served up fresh, at the one and only Road Kill Cafe!! Back of the mug features the hilarious Road Kill Cafe menu (not shown). No batteries or wiring, and resets itself, good golly...order your Road Kill Cafe Mug now for only $10.95.
Manufacturer: Houze of Glass
Forgot coming out the closet when you have these fun-tastic Dressed Hangers!!
Manufacturer: McNaughton
Perfect solution for any room where a full size end table is too large! Includes both great games of and Plus 3 other Classic games of Backgammon, Checkers, and Chess Traditional table for a lamp or those memorable photographs. Product Dimensions: 20.75" X 16.50" X 16.50"
Manufacturer: Shadle Enterprises
Here at Wonderfully Wacky we wondering if you were bitten by the Y2K bug?� I know I was! That's why I'm getting some payback with my 3" * 5" * 4.5" canvas Voodoo Computer.� With the Voodoo Computer� I can place the white headed pins (included) into the phrases like "IRS Crashes," "Mortgage Payments Disappear," and "Bank Adds 3 Zeros to Savings Account." Sometimes I might feel a bit mischievous and decide to put the black pins (included) into phrases like "Security Alarms go Berserk," and "Phones Dead." Since you can't do this to your real computer, this Voodoo Computer is the next best thing.
The '50s Guys like Elvis fired up their Chevys, On the Waterfront made a star of Brando, and hula hoops and raccoon caps were all the rage The '60s The twist gave way to the British invasion, bellbottoms clothed the Woodstock nation, and the first Super Bowl kicked off with millions of TV viewers The '70s Saturday Night Fever had everyone dancing to disco, Watergate sent Nixon packing, and pet rocks were as popular as Farrah Fawcett The '80s Yuppies, Ninjas, and Ronald Reagan ruled supreme, Dallas watchers wanted to know �Who Shot J.R.?� and Madonna dominated the MTV screen The '90s Rappers were doing their thing, Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie got hitched, and the hunks of Beverly Hills 90210's gave women something to dream about 2000�Present Millennium fever and Y2K panic were the order of the day, Julia Roberts scored her first Oscar for Erin Brockovich, and Gore versus Bush rewrote election history
Manufacturer: Kensington Publishing
Give the gift that's a treat for the feet with these super comfortable Five Toe Silk Wonder Socks!! A Christmas stocking stuffer to keep little toes and big ones toasty when the yule log has burnt out. Show them you care, give them all a pair. One size fits all. These Toe Socks are available in four popular colors - pink, gray, off white and black.
Manufacturer: JPB Trading
Punch him, crush him, twist him, run his ass over or just hand him around the office.
Manufacturer: GetaGadget
Pull My Finger is the only flatulently funny collection of authentic fart sounds available on CD. All farts collected from actual gaseous emissions. No fake or synthesized sounds were used in this disgusting 30-minute compilation you can play on your home stereo. Use the Fart CD to thrill and gross-out your friends. Give the CD a spin for some really hilarious party games -- instructions included. Use the special Answering Machine Message on your answering machine -- or create your own. Sing along with three musical "cuts." Music to pass gas by!
Manufacturer: Pull My Finger
Willy wants to be free and I'm not talking about the movie!! Bearing a grin the Flashing Willie Doll gyrates around then rips open his trench coat and for the climax his pants drop exposing his Tightie Whiteys!! And for a touch of class the Flashing Willie Doll makes his moves to the tune of Beethoven's 5th Symphony. Sound Activated and Try Me button batteries included (4 "AA" batteries.)
Manufacturer: Loftus International
Introducing the world's first computer mousing surface that is surprisingly comfortable, more attractive, and far more durable than anything else you will find available in the market today. For the first time, the classic beauty of traditional handmade rug patterns has been combined with the new, high-tech Lextra fiber coating process to create the Lextra MouseRug.
Manufacturer: Fiberlok
Look at those sushi, they look good enough to eat. But it's even better, they wind up, shake and shimmy. Open your very own wind-up sushi shop including all your favorites...Toro (fatty tuna), Ikura (salmon roe), Ebi (shrimp), and Maguro (plain tuna). You get 5 different wind-up sushi pieces packaged in a clear display box. A great gift for your sushi loving friends. Each piece is about 2�" long. The entire set measures 9" x 4�.
Manufacturer: Schylling Associates
Hear two of his most popular songs, "Hello Dolly"Stands approx.20" tall. Requires 4 AA Batteries not included
Manufacturer: J Marcus Distributors
On the front of each 3/4" styrofoam eyeball is a turquoise pupil; on the opposite side, a bit of something sticky. Comes on a blistercard, featuring suggestions for use.
Official Major League Baseball ? Merchandise...Take me out to the checkerboard!! Select a team from the listing below and we'll include a major rival for them to play. Each Baseball Checkers comes complete with game board and 24 batting helmets (12 of the team you select and 12 of the rival team we pick) Teams Available: Atlanta Braves, Baltimore Orioles, Cleveland Indians, New York Yankees.
Manufacturer: Big League Promotions
With margarita in claw this bird just simply wants to hang out!! Stands approx. 3 inches tall Place in 3 locations: Car antenna, Rearview Mirror, Dashboard
Manufacturer: Car Buddies LLC
There are lots of varieties of calendars out there but you've never seen one like this. A year of arty images involving dog excrement, all shapes, all sizes, and all locales. For X-mas, there's a dog in the snow with his Santa cap on and his little gift to nature in the foreground. For February, there's a "special" box of Valentine's Day chocolates.
Manufacturer: Watch Your Step Productions
Just in time for Easter look who is hopping down the bunny trail!! Click Select Type for available Colors and Sizes. Machine washable. Only $12.99 each.
Manufacturer: Waitex
The Woopie Cushion is for whimps!! The Bog Monster is masterful and is the ultimate gag!! Not to sound commercialized, however the shrieks from the unexpected is priceless!!!! WARNING: The Bog Monster should not be used on the elderly or those of a weak disposition!!! Easily attaches to the inside of your toilet!!! measures approx. 18" x 7 1/2"
Manufacturer: Westminster
This 8" x 3" x 4" ceramic case resembles the classic American diner, complete with the "Come in, we're OPEN" sign and customers silhouetted by a warm glow. Lift the lid and you can almost smell the burgers on the grill and hear the waitress listing the specials of the day. Perfect for storing all those kitchen knick-knacks!!
Designed for flight stability (and for your viewing pleasure), this bright bold kite, with its brilliant colors will attract attention for miles around. This kite comes with tail attached. As soon as it's out the door, it's in the sky!
Manufacturer: Go Fly A Kite
The Glow in the Dark Stars come in a set of 48 pieces (24 1" stars and 24 1.5" stars).� They come in a vinyl bag with an insert card depicting a map of the constellations. And now some words from the stars themselves...? Twinkle, Twinkle, we're glowing stars, How we wonder where you are? We're so glowy, non-toxic, and cheap. We won't tell if you sleep with a sheep. On your ceiling, On your wall, We're the stars that never fall!
Look who's been drafted!! In The Army dog coat gets a four paw salute!! Click Select Type for available Sizes. Machine washable. Only $12.99 each.
These are the wonderful collectible Gemmy's Dancing Hamsters. We will be adding new ones all the time so please make sure to check back.
The Digital Projection Clock provides you with one of the most fascinating ways to tell time. Using the built-in swiveling projector, anyone can project the time onto a ceiling or wall with the touch of a button. Unique and functional night light. Also features Yearly Calendar, Fully Functional Thermometer and Alarm. Batt. Req. 2 X "AA" It's about Time for you get yours today... Now Only $29.95!!
Manufacturer: Excalibur Electronics
This unbelievable kite with its 3-D body and dual lines allow it to look and fly like the real thing!! It performs twists and turns that will baffle and amaze kiters everywhere! Not for the beginner.
The Money Machine is a specially designed slotted box perfect for inserting and dispensing currency, coupons and gift certificates, linked together end-to-end using 3M's Scotch? Brand Removable Tape (included with each purchase) Setup is quick and easy. (Unless your giving 1 million dollars in singles!!) Wow!! You get 5 Money Machines for only $17.95
Manufacturer: Unique Novelties
Dear Friends, Nothin' says �God Bless America� like a big old BBQ. There's just somethin' special about a slab of meat bein' cooked to a cinder on a backyard grill that brings tears to my eyes. Or maybe it's the smell comin' off my sister Donna Sue's greasy hibachi. Here at the High Chaparral Trailer Park, we've had plenty of reasons to fire up the smoker, what with Ida May Bee gettin' to be pastor of the Holier Than Most Baptist Church and dirt-ugly Opal Lamb and her attractive husband Dick celebratin' their first anniversary (honestly, the man's a saint). Now, we take our BBQin' seriously, but I have realized with a heavy heart that there are those underprivileged types that don't know a marinade from a sauce, or a Baptist Burger from Trailer Park Meat Mix. And that's why this here cookbook was born. In fact, it's more like a BBQin' bible, where I'll shepherd y'all past grillin' sins and set you straight about such things as: Selectin' Your BBQ�everything from hibachis perfect a for tailgatin' party to a grill so big you need state approval just to turn the propane handle. Common BBQin' Terms�drip pans, rubs, lighter fluid, doneness, sauces, and even brochettes, which is just a fancy French word Faye Faye LaRue likes to throw around. BBQin' Safety�folks, you got a fire burnin' in your front yard, so don't drink while you're BBQin'. Let me just add that there's a reason Momma Ballzak wears a wig, and it ain't for fashion. Decoratin' the Trailer for a BBQ�Christmas lights, charcoal-and-paper plate smiley faces, personalized wienie sticks, and prettyin' up the place with well-placed kegs. And food? Well, shut my mouth�but only after I've stocked up on:Appetizers�Kitty Chitwood's Hussy Spread, Armadillo Eggs, St. Peter's Walkin'-on-Water Dip, and Taco Tackle Shack's El Grande Cojones Beef�Last Stop Nursing Home Filet Mignon, Trailer Park Meat Mix, Baptist Burgers, and El Wienie Mexicano Pork�Donna Sue's Loins, Salsa Sow, and Nellie Tinkle's Tender Ribs Plus chicken, lamb, fish, breads, side dishes, salads, even desserts�you name it; you can grill it. One thing's for sure�once you start BBQin', everybody will find a reason to stop by. So grab them buns, get your wienies ready, and light that fire. Just make sure Me-Maw's not in the way when you do. Yours in BBQ heaven, Ruby Ann Boxcar Praise for Ruby Ann's Trailer Park Cookbooks �Her books are the most enjoyable and hilarious cookbooks I've ever come across. Ya gotta have these books!� �Liberty Press, Wichita, KS �The most outlandish cookbook since The White Trash Cookbook.� �Long Island Newsday
Whether you're a high-pressure executive or an overworked student, this tension-freeing turtle will slowly dance and stroll across your desktop while he sings the virtues of carefree living! The Desktop Stress Turtle playfully reminds us to slow down our hectic pace and enjoy each day
Manufacturer: Can You Imagine
Meet Nico. She?s the barista who pulls your morning espresso. No other barista in town makes a latte like Nico. Her beans are always freshly ground, she never tamps the filter basket too tight and her foam is perfect: thick and decadent, like a pillow of edible clouds. Each 5-1/4" tall hard plastic Barista Action Figure has moveable arms and legs and comes with two interchangeable heads and two different sized cups (tall and grande) that she can hold in her hand.
This 6" tall talking wonder is great to bring in the new millennium. Squeeze his tummy and this cute teddy bear cheers "Happy Millennium." Y2K compliant and ready to visit your house for any party.
Manufacturer: Idea Express
Are you tired of all those cute but essentially brainless beanies? You?ll want to tell all your troubles to Sigmund, learn a thing or two from Albert and be enlightened by Buddha. 11? Tall and oh, so smart! These 3 greats have a built in wind-up music box, each featuring one of their masterful composions. Yours for only $18.95 each
These pieces are based on drawings from John Tenniel's illustrations of Lewis Carroll's famous stories, Alice in Wonderland and Alice Through the Looking Glass. This beautiful set is hand painted and made from marble/resin. It is shown here on a 17.2" American Walnut and Sycamore chess board (included). Revisit Alice and her adventures in Wonderland as often as you'd like. King height = 3.5" Actual board measures 19.5" with 2" squares. Pieces and board imported from England.
These whimsical canine charmers are sure to enhance any home or setting. Large enough to be home accents, and are right at home next to a sunny window, an easy chair, a fireplace or anyplace you would like to add some warmth and charm.Each limited edition from Petigree Pets? comes with its own certificate of authenticity, with the name of the piece, its individual number and the size of its edition.Twinkle - shaggy puppy angel, with his gold trimmed wings, detachable star and opalescent blue and gold ribbon, "Twinkle" stands 6" tall, is hand crafted, hand painted and bears the symbol of the premier 2002 edition of Petigree Pets? miniatures
Manufacturer: Merry Mac Collection
Meet the Little Whizzer. No he can't fix your computer or get an A on his report card. What he can do is serve you up your favorite beverage in a most fun way. Imagine your friends faces as their glass are filled with the Little Whizzer!! Operation of this very unusual liquor dispenser is as simple as slugging down a shot. Fill the diamond cut glass bottle at the base. And then simply push the button and Wa-La!! Requires 2 AA batteries, glass, mouth, throat, stomach...you get the point
Manufacturer: Matscot
Brighten up a mirror, window, file cabinet, bathroom, be creative and let your mind blossom!! Window Vases are made of a clear (non-breakable) vinyl and are super easy (strong suction cups) to hang.
Candoms are the roll-on can coolers shaped like giant condoms! Candoms make great gag gifts and conversation pieces as well as keeping your drinks cold and your hands dry.
He stole the show in the classic movie Caddyshack. Now he'll steal all the attention by dancing to the song that made him famous..."I'm alright." You'll find yourself dancing and singing too! Just press the button between his feet...and get ready to boogie!!
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