Larry the singing Lobster, the Red-Hot shellfish shakes, sings and dances! His repertoire includes "Under the Water" and "Put me Back in the Water." Featuring SYNCHROMOTION, a cutting edge technology in animation which utilizes specially designed electronic components to synchronize the motion of the mouth to words or phrases, making an inanimate object come to life - Magically! Larry the singing Lobster can be operated manually, by pressing the red button located under his left claw, or can be set to activate automatically by motion. Power requirements: This sensational singing lobster operates on four "C" batteries, not included. Yours for $19.95
Manufacturer: Sunstar Industries
Wow, if I had a Bouncing Boobs Doll action figure when I was a tyke my Evil Knievel would have taken a hike on his bike. By the way I don't wear Nike. I'm sorry about the blah, blah I was distracted by my Bouncing Boobs Doll, for her fun bags really bounce up and down!! She stands approx. 6" tall and her cup size is about thumb size. Really in actuality her cans I imagine would be a full c-cup.
Manufacturer: Matscot
Potato Gun Mayhem - A crisis at WonderfullyWacky.com, the Internet's premiere gallery of wacky gifts took place late Friday night. A shelf full of Alien Garden Gnomes came crashing down and bopped the Gift Guru on the head. He quickly turned evil and ran around WonderfullyWacky.com's warehouse shooting the employees with the Potato Gun. Baron Joe explains, "I was shot up pretty bad and I'm still peeling potato pellets off my face. (see picture to the right) Owner, Bob Brooks had this prepared statement, "The Potato Gun should be banned, I have decided to purchase at great expense the world's supply of Potato Guns, I plea that anyone who buys this vegetarian's weapon not to use it, but to take it to the nearest landfill and bury it!!"
Manufacturer: Accoutrements
Did you ever ponder why Baron Bob wears a cap? One reason being, he's a Baron.The second reason, he's a little thin on top. You too can be a Baron Bob look alike with the COMB OVER WIG!!!
Let your dog go dapper with these very stylish (including pocket) wear!! Click Select Type for available Colors and Sizes. Machine washable. Only $12.99 each.
Manufacturer: Waitex
We know how everybody despises telemarketers. They are always calling you at the worst time, bothering you with products that you could care less about. You think to yourself, "When is this going to end?, When are they going to stop calling me?" Comedian Jim Florentine figured if they are going to bother him all the time, he might as well bother them back! So he started taping his phone conversations with them. From pretending to take a dump, to chewing in their ear, to getting robbed in the middle of a conversation, to just plain acting like a retard! As heard on the Howard Stern show Terrorizing Telemarketers CD 1 & 2 will have you and your friends begging for more!!!
Manufacturer: Joe Florentine
Other drivers will chuckle with delight as they see this bird impaled on your antenna!! Beak to Claw approx. 4 1/2 inches Place in 3 locations: Car antenna, Rearview Mirror, Dashboard
Manufacturer: Car Buddies LLC
You might have squeezed some orange juice, squeezed a pimple or two. Now it's time to squeeze the handle of this unique, clear cased kinetic flashlight, thus creating a magnetic field (kinetic motion), thus creating an electric current, thus resulting in a bright light without batteries, thus having me stop typing...thus! Give the gift of light!
Manufacturer: Fascinations
No one is safe from the wrath of Nunzilla! This 2" terror has a Bible in one hand and a ruler in the other. Wind-up the Nunzilla, and watch as she trudges forward and shoots sparks out of her mouth. She's scary! She spits fire! She's Nunzilla!
I've seen these sporadically through my life and was very confused on what they were? Entrapped funky fishing bobbers? Actually no. Just recently I found out their Thermometers and once you know how they work it really is a way cool bubble gum for the eyeball gizmo!! Crafted in Germany, this 13" tall functional and attractive desk accessory is a thermometer based on the physicist Galileo Galilei?s (1564-1642) discovery that the density of fluid expands and contracts depending on temperature. Hand-blown glass spheres feature medallions imprinted with temperatures ranging from 64�F to 88 �F. The lowest floating sphere in the upper group indicates the current temperature. As the temperature decreases, spheres will rise and as the temperature increases, spheres will fall.
Manufacturer: West & Co.
The Animal Eyeglass Holders are imported from Indonesia, handcrafted from native wood and are hand painted.
Manufacturer: Bobbo Inc.
Includes: (1) Sponge Bob sponge and (1) Patrick sponge.Measures: 3.5" High x 3" Wide.
Manufacturer: Little Kids
There is no teasing with this tattoo. Once revealed your body will command to be eaten. Body Talk is an interactive body embellishing experience that is fun to apply and even more fun to remove. Craft a provocative message. Place it in a tantalizing spot. Then bask in the pleasure as that special someone devours your every word.
Manufacturer: Chocoholics
In the wonderfully wacky crusade against the common gift I've seen fun items galore, however LEFTROVERS wowed my world!! The doggy bag with a cute plush dog inside, it just doesn't get any cuter than this!! (Approx. 11" tall) A Baron Bob Gift Idea 1. Place LeftRover in fridge.2. Leave a note for gift recipient to help themselves to the LeftRover in the fridge (wouldn't they be surprised)
Manufacturer: Smart Planet
If you want a hilarious lesson on how to talk to the ladies then you've got to HEAR Pimp Daddy in action!
Manufacturer: Affordable Direct
Ever wish you had an extra brain?? Of course you do!! But how? Oz is a hell of a hike. Wait, two brains are better than one, you could simply get Dr. Karlosis? Think Tank. This glowing life-like brain in a bubbling self contained unit, is much like the ones from the 1950?s horror films. It?s great as an office oddity, or Halloween effect. The constant bubbling can even be relaxing. The workmanship and detail are akin to that of Hollywood special effects departments. The tank comes fully assembled (just add water!) It stands 47" tall and operates on standard American 110 house current.
Manufacturer: Dr. Karlosi Labs
Forgot coming out the closet when you have these fun-tastic Dressed Hangers!!
Manufacturer: McNaughton
Our Space Mucus is a bit stranger than your garden variety human mucus. Our Space Mucus can bounce, stretch, and splat for endless gooey fun.� The package comes with two plastic eggs (each containing 1 ounce of Space Mucus) in a net bag.���
This techno celebration glass has a crystal-clear polycarbonate top and a brushed aluminum base. This exciting and unique item has five eye catching red LEDs (Light Emitting Diodes) which can be set to blink randomly or sequentially. And now a few words from an unhappy olive. "I loved my stay in this most fanciful, cocktail/martini glass until my pimiento was seduced and left me for it's alluring bright, red lights!!!" The top is removable and dishwasher safe. Measures 7 1/4" tall ... 4 1/2" widest width of top. The battery will last for over 100 hours (when in operation) and is easily and inexpensively replaceable. Guaranteed to add sparkles and smiles to any celebration.
Manufacturer: Whimsical House Designs
Life in Rowdy Pines Trailer Park will never be the same now that Bubba and his cousins got themselves some Trailer Trash Voodoo. The 5" x 2-1/2" soft cloth trailer comes with everything you need to reward your friends and send curses toward those who've done you wrong. Jab the white pins (included) into events like "Find New Dog" or "TV Dinners on Sale", or cram the black pins (included) into "Knocked up Again" or "Out of Cigs". Attached with Velcro to a detailed 6-1/2" polystone trailer-stand, complete with propane tanks! On a 1-1/2" tall display enclosed in a plastic dome.
Now's your chance to own a non-conservative, conversation piece that will have your friends and family howling with laughter....it's the one and only Poop Moose!!!! The wooden Poop Moose is handcrafted and comes from the frozen foods capitol of the world...Alaska. �Operation: Fill the Poop Moose with your favorite candy then just lift up the head and stand clear from the rear!!! Disclaimer: This crazy candy dispenser will poop out your favorite candy, however Snickers Bars are questionable?!?! Measures: 10 by 14 inches.
Manufacturer: Poop Moose Company
"Delightfully wacky tacky, yet unrefined" is the proper description for this pink rascal. Designed in the 60's by Don Featherstone, The Pink Flamingo decorated quite a few trailer park driveways and some other residences of class
Manufacturer: Yayo Designs
Look who's been drafted!! In The Army dog coat gets a four paw salute!! Click Select Type for available Sizes. Machine washable. Only $12.99 each.
Friends and family will be howling with laughter when they see your furry one bearing the Pooh dog costume!! Click Select Type for available Sizes. Machine washable. Only $12.99 each.
Place these little rubber, realistic, small deluxe cockroach buggers anywhere that people will see them and prepare yourself to take one of America's funniest photographs.
Hail to the Chief or should I say cookies!! Go ahead be scandalous and sneak a late night snack. However be forewarned when you lift the cover your cover will be blown! For the Musical WhiteHouse Cookie Jar plays the tune "Star Spangled Banner" and "Hail to the Chief" Being patriotic has never been so much delicious fun!! Batteries included.
Manufacturer: Fundamental
Our rubber band Sawed Off Shotgun gives you the same power and authority as any terminating cyborg. Well maybe not, but boy are they fun! Load up to 11 rubber bands on this wooden, double barrel, Sawed Off Shotgun and accept your mission with confidence because you'll have rapid fire precision!!
Manufacturer: Kidwell McGowan Associates
Every modern Buddhist knows that Nirvana can be reached much more quickly and efficiently over the internet than by the old methods. This 3-1/2" wide, 5" tall soft vinyl Buddha sits peacefully gazing at his laptop computer. Give him a squeeze and he'll squeak!
The Sex Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or even a bowl of green Jell-O. Insert the breathing apparatus into your nostrils, rub the clitoral stimulator against your favorite coral reef and start with the tongue action. With the Sex Snorkel, any man can be a dive master!!
Manufacturer: Pussy Snorkel Company
After a hard night of line dancing it's time for a cold bottle of sarsaparilla and a pizza with extra cheese. This 4-1/2" cast iron Cowboy Boot Kitchen Tool is perfect for the occasion. Pop off the top of your favorite beverage with the bottle opener, then slice your pizza into perfect wedges with the "spur" pizza cutter. Makes a great gift for those with limited cooking skills or anyone heading off to college.
Here's your opportunity to take a ride on the wild side without taking a third mortgage on the home. These mini motorized masterful marvels pack a real wallop with a speed up to 20 mph! Pocket Bike miniature motorcycles are only 35 pounds, lift it up without irritating your hernia and put it in your vehicle. It surely is the go anywhere at anytime means of transportation (super highways not recommended). Pocket Bike miniature motorcycle usage ideas: Stressed at work take a ride on your Pocket Bike (preferably in the parking lot not your cubicle) Get your buddies to get their own and start your own bike gang. At the next family barbeque have your mother-n-law pop a wheelie and yell, "I Rule!!"
Manufacturer: Kikker 5150
These are the wonderful collectible Gemmy's Dancing Hamsters. We will be adding new ones all the time so please make sure to check back.
These great t-shirts are made with 100% pre-shrunk heavy weight cotton. Printed in a full color and stuffed into a real milk carton. The milk carton itself is completely splattered with hilarious meanderings silly sayings and made up words. They will bring a giggle to any day,and make a great gift for any occasion.
Manufacturer: Wooket
Need to vent some powerful feelings, intense passion or, humor your every whim and desire? You need a Vudu Tu You voodoo doll! Want to modify someone's' destiny to satisfy your every wish? You need a Vudu Tu You voodoo doll! Does it really work? YOU BE THE JUDGE!
Manufacturer: Vudu tu U
Elton is the first GAY DOLL in US history! Whether you're gay or straight you'll LAUGH OUT LOUD when you hear him!
You just had the boss stack an endless mound of memo's on your desk, there's 4 calls on hold and your coffee taste like your last visit to Jiffy Lube. No need to hit the panic button!! Just sit back and take out your very own stress relieving Sponge Bob Square Pants Dancin' Bubble Blower. That's right simply push the button and Sponge Bob will start doing his dance and if that's not enough to melt your stress away, just start blowing some big ass bubbles to relieve your troubles!!!
Manufacturer: Colorbok
Truck Nutz are a high quality, automotive accessory that hang from any bumper and let you show the world your nuts. So the next time someone tells you that your rig has no guts, just tell them, "that's ok cause I've got truck nutz!" No need to go nutz hanging the ultimate truck accessory, just be creative! Try using an old shoe lace or a zip tie, or for a more permanent application use picture hanging wire.
Manufacturer: Aston Enterprises
Bathtub Love....is an erotic foreplay game that allows lovers to explore the sensuality of sharing a nice warm tub. Each bubble is filled with four actions that vary from playful to naughty. Place the bubble into the tub, then pick up one of the bubbles. Randomly select a romantic action from the bubble and perform it on your lover. After performing the action, re-seal the bubble, and return the bubble to the tub. Your lover then takes the next turn and play continues until all entries are carried out or until foreplay has turned into something more. The game includes 10 bubbles, 40 waterproof game pieces, and 2 oz. of bubble bath.
Manufacturer: Kepher Games
Transform your meal time into frolicking fun with the Dolphin Salt Shaker. Press his red button and you'll hear real Dolphin sounds. But wait what's this lurking in the shadows of the Casserole? Oh no, it's the dreaded Shark Pepper Shaker. Press his red button to hear a Jaws movie like sound. (batteries are included)
If you'd like to cook up some more romance in your love life, Cooking in the Nude: Red Hot Lovers, is your primary ingredient. Because it contains many suggested menus and features delightful American and international delicacies, this book might be just the ticket to ride. And after dinner, enjoy the chocolate body frosting. It will have a whole new meaning when you tell your partner, "Dessert's on me tonight." Kit Contents: (1) Cookbook (Offering tips on how to become a Red Hot Lover) (2) Fantastic Flavors (Chocolate flavored and Wild Cherry Chocolate flavored) (2) Brushes (But don't be afraid to use your fingers) (1) Apron (Just in case you don't feel like getting dirty)
If you have an urge to eat some raw fish, go to a Japanese restaurant. If you have an urge to eat some Sushi Candy, imported from Japan, you've come to the right place! Each sushi box contains 13 pieces of realistic looking Sushi (candy). It even comes with a little pair of chopsticks!
Manufacturer: Asahi
SpongeBob gives thumbs up to this seating arrangement and so will your little one!! A comfortable (sure beats sitting on a pineapple) and colorful chair. Supports up to 175 pounds. SpongeBob & Patrick friends to the end come together to create a most cheerful chair. A product plus - kids and spills go hand in hand. Clean up easy just please use a towel no SPONGES!! Supports up to 175 pounds.
Manufacturer: Kidz Kraze
Forget disrobing when it's way more fun for you and your other half to cocoon with the one and only Cupplerobe! This high quality fun-tastic robe is made from super comfy Polar Fleece and features...One Size Fits All Plenty Of Neck Room Flip-Over (inside / outside) Heavy Duty Zipper His & Hers Covered Slots (lets you use your inside arms) Additional Bottom Zipper (for extra convenience) Versatile And Warm Cold Water Washable Hood For Two (fully lined) Why snuggle under the blanket when you can in a robe!! Cozy comfort for you and your partner for only $79.95
The Stoned Cats makes for the purr-fect gift!! Handpicked, smooth stones are painted by artist Beth Sevidal transforming them into palm size, pretty kitties. Take close notice of the fine detail and the eyes that almost seem to glow. Whether you have them sun themselves or curled up on your monitor the Stoned Cats will be your decors mmmeow!! And the best part no need to treat them to Cat Nip their already stoned!!
Manufacturer: Creative Notions
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