Each NFL football checkers game comes complete with game board and 24 helmets (12 of the NFL team you select and 12 of the rival football team we pick). NFL checkers is a great board game for sports fans of all ages. Choose from the New York Giants, New York Jets, Dallas Cowboys, Miami Dolphins, Green Bay Packers, Denver Broncos, San Francisco 49ers, Minnesota Vikings, Los Angeles Raiders, and Jacksonville Jaguars. The all-time favorite board game - checkers!
Manufacturer: Big League Promotions
Are you tired of all those cute but essentially brainless beanies? You?ll want to tell all your troubles to Sigmund, learn a thing or two from Albert and be enlightened by Buddha. 11? Tall and oh, so smart! Let the Brainy Beanies add a little culture and humor to your life for only $14.95 each.
Manufacturer: Unemployed Philosophers
"These Neon Specialties are proudly made in the good old USA. Each one is masterfully handcrafted from metal and then painted. Entirely self contained the neon flows and glows. Simply plug into your wall's socket and turn on the units switch."
Manufacturer: Neon Specialties
Standing a towering 46" tall get ready to duke it out with the Sister Discipline Bop Bag! This unruly, ruler wielding, woman of the cloth will give you flashbacks of Sunday School! The Sister Discipline Bop Bag is built to last, made from vinyl, and has a sand filled base to keep her on her toes. With a ruler in hand and a frowning uni-brow, something tells me she is not in a happy mood!
Manufacturer: Rocket USA
It�s an ear-splitting, gut-crunching, armor-crashing, booby-trapped fight to the death and the fastest-growing sport on television�the world of hard-driving robot combat. Millions watch as these metallic maulers, handmade with a vengeance by technical wizards, slash, buzz, and hammer each other into a crowd-pleasing pulp in awesome displays of motorized muscle. This is the only A-Z guide to the fascinating world of mechanical warriors�from the best Bots in the business to the inventors who created them. Whether you want to build and fight your own robot, learn more about the sport, or get a close-up, behind-the-scenes look at every bit of the action, this comprehensive book delivers it all�the guts, the gears, and the pulverizing glory! Welcome To Their World The dangers of the BattleBox The thrills of on- and off-screen competition The great robotic challenges A-Z listing of the most notorious Bots in the business The best Bots in the movies Plus! Creative tips for new builders How to play by the robot rules and survive A glossary of robotic combat lingo Getting the most bang-up for your buck So What Are You Waiting For? Switch On, Stand Back, And Slay The Competition!!!
Manufacturer: Kensington Publishing
The Animal Eyeglass Holders are imported from Indonesia, handcrafted from native wood and are hand painted.
Manufacturer: Bobbo Inc.
These colorful, 22" tall Inflatables just want to hang around!! Choose from... that screwy squirrel Sandy Cheeks, superstar SpongeBob or his intellectual best buddy, Patrick.
Manufacturer: Kidz Kraze
If you like to barbecue or have family picnics in the park, the Hot Dog Condiment Holder is a necessity. Press the button and the Condiment Holder will open, then close automatically after 6 seconds. Simultaneously you will hear a voice yell, "Hot Dogs, ketchup, mustard, relish, get your fixin's here!" A removable tray is featured for easy cleaning. Batteries included.
Manufacturer: Fundamental
Should you seek a romantic dinner with candlelight sound, This aroma therapeutic candle is what you've found. Scented of rose and colored of pink, You can't go wrong, I should think. Simply ignite the wick, then step back and stand free, This candle plays "You light up my life" in CD quality. This romantic candle includes with the tune, An on/off switch with adjustable volume. So unpack your candle and plan your delight, A complimentary battery helps start the night.
Manufacturer: Candle Song Inc.
As lethal as a quiver of cupids arrow it's Romantic Magnetic Poetry. This kit comes with over 300 magnetic words and icons to choose from. Compose your message on any steel surface for your main squeeze to see. Imagine when they feast their eyes on your poetic charm and effort, you'll surely win their heart once again.
Manufacturer: Magnetic Poetry Company
Dress up your dry martini or whiskey sour with these sleek cephalopods. You'll make every cocktail an adventurous frolic to the depths of the sea when you have a colorful 1-1/2" plastic squid perched on the rim of your glass. Each card comes packed with 25 little squid cradled in a designed "martini glass" clamshell on an illustrated card.
Manufacturer: Accoutrements
This smart Christmas Ornament Fire Alarm detects heat created at the start of a fire. Just place this decoration in the upper center of tree and if a fire breaks out, the unit emits a loud alarm. Keep your loved ones safe for they are your most precious presents!!!
Manufacturer: Flipo
Why does Baron Bob have so much fun in the tub?... Why it's Squirt Soap of course!!! When you rub a dub, dub, and scrub with Squirt Soap you'll have more fun than Flipper!! Furthermore, these handmade soaps that float are made of 100% vegetable glycerin which attracts moisture to skin and helps retain moisture balance. That's all fine and ducky but what about the kids? Little ones will carry on while they get clean, just look how squeaky, shiny, Baron Bob is!!
Manufacturer: Sarasota Spa
These unusual and colorful pillows will have your friends and family reeling with laughter!! Beautifully silk screened and super soft these two pillows are definite keepers!!! And don't worry about freshness as you can see the Lobster and Trout Pillow are wrapped tight in a supermarket styled tray with a fresh sticker to boot. Don't let these unique pillows get away!!! Yours for only $15.95 each.
Manufacturer: Salamader Graphics
Beer Pong IS the ultimate beer sport. Get your fill of exercise (and beer) with our official two foot long Beer Pong table. You sink it, they drink it! Also includes 2 paddles and ball. Imported A funny drinking game indeed!!
Manufacturer: ICUP
Always wanted to walk on the wild side? Now's your chance to do so!! All you need is a bottle of tequila, the Biker Chick Doll and a Harley! Maybe the Harley might to be to extensive. Okay loosen your tie, get your Biker Chick Doll, zip up her leather jacket if it's chilly (you don't want her to catch a chest cold) Now grab your kids bike and pop a wheelie down the sidewalk!! Standing 11" tall the Biker Chick Doll is complete sporting her leathers, belt, chain and rose tattoo!! Get your very own Biker Chick for only $14.95
Manufacturer: McNaughton
In this age of Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Michelle Yeoh, and John Woo, World Martial Arts Hall of Famer Richard Meyers�"America's foremost expert on the Asian action film" (Boston Globe)�here illuminates the enormously popular martial-arts film genre, from its "Black Belt Theater" beginnings to the triumphant Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and everyplace in between. From the loony to the legendary, Great Martial Arts Movies is a breathtakingly illustrated look at a vivid, action-packed world, a guide that every film and contemporary culture watcher will treasure.
Guys, you ever have a question but were afraid to ask... here's your book! How should I hold this squirming baby? My mother-in-law thinks I know how to carve a turkey? It's my best friend's wedding day: how do I propose a toast that doesn't sound corny? A square knot? Sure. Is that right over left...or left over right? Every guy will sooner or later face a "simple" problem no one has ever taught him how to solve--and here's a practical and lighthearted book with all the answers. With advice on everything from how to eat a crab, change a diaper or a tire, compose a toast or tie a bow tie, it offers hundreds of tips on food, alcoholic beverages, cars, cigars, grooming, rules of sports and games, etiquette for weddings--even the proper way to burp that squirming baby! Here is what all men need to know to meet challenges, handle quotidian crises, and sail through unfamiliar social settings with accomplished ease. John F. Hunt has written frequently for Reader's Digest. This is his first book. He lives knowledgeably in Richmond, Virginia
Why Just Clean Your Feet When You Can Treat Your Feet! No more awkward bending and balancing! Place on shower or bathtub floor Drizzle a little soap onto Soapy Sole (FREE soap included) Move foot back and forth to clean and message Works with Liquid or Bar Soap - 31 Powerful Suction Cups - 1500 Massaging Fingers
The sad eyes, oversized ears and excited yap of the Chihuahua have made it a popular pet among those with an appreciation of the absurd. After all, can it really be called a dog if it can get lost in your shoe? Our nodding Chihuahua sits about 8" tall and comes with a fancy red studded collar. Made of plastic and covered with brown flocking to make it seem vaguely furry, this diminutive dog has an enormous head that nods absently on a heavy spring.
A slam dunk for any basketball fan. Take your opponent to the hole, head to head and slam it in their face!
Sick of corporate scandals? Didn't get a raise? Standing tall at 46" the CEO Bop Bag is the stress reliever big enough to handle any situation! Made of durable vinyl, this punching bag is built to last. Sand filled base allows for great bounce back action.
My first experience with the Dancing Ostrich was on the borderline of bliss! I came around the corner and there it stood, oh so tall with head held up high and feathers preened. I proceeded to press the try me patch and was caught of guard as the head came pecking forward with feet stomping up and down. And that music a whistling happy upbeat tune!! It made me shout on the trade show floor GENIUS!!!! Straight from overseas the Dancing Ostrich is possibly one of the wackiest toys to hit our shores. *Size: 9"x 8"x 15-3/4"H Takes 2 Double Batteries (included)
Manufacturer: C&W River Corp
Made of high-quality resin and hand-painted in stunning detail, the smallest of the Knight Lights comes with a 7-watt type C bulb and is UL tested and approved. Its gentle illumination is appropriate for any room in the house, and is available in four colors: blue, green, orange, and purple. May this Knight be your own protector, steadfast and brave. He stands watch over all who sleep within their glow!
Manufacturer: Unique Products
For the kids this product is hard to beat. Drop an Instant Product pellet into warm water and within 45 seconds you have an instant sponge toy. Each set contains several pellets available in these themes: dinosaurs, farm, insects, bears, Christmas, robots.
Manufacturer: Good Ideas
These are the wonderful collectible Gemmy's Dancing Hamsters. We will be adding new ones all the time so please make sure to check back.
Manufacturer: Sunstar Industries
Friends and family will be howling with laughter when they see your furry one bearing the Pooh dog costume!! Click Select Type for available Sizes. Machine washable. Only $12.99 each.
Manufacturer: Waitex
Cookin' So Good, Folks Will Be Turnin' Off The Wrestlin' Channel Just To Come 'N' Get It! Dear Friends, As a well-known temptress of song, beautician extraordinaire, and confidante to the jet set, I have eaten in all kinds of places. Now maybe this down home, trailer park gal is just spoiled when it comes to food but, have mercy, some of that stuff I wouldn't have fed to my cousin Earl's three-legged dog, Speedy. There are three things that we trailer park women are good at: holdin' our liquor, jackin' our hair to the heavens, and cookin'. But we here at the High Chaparral Trailer Park in Pangburn, Arkansas, have sinned, holdin' onto our best recipes tighter than a televangelist's hands on a widow's checkbook. Well, no more! Startin' right here on these pages, we are throwin' open the wood-paneled vaults and sharing more than 100 of our most delicious and cheap recipes with you, everything from appetizers, beverages, and entrees, to the Holy Trinity of trailer park cuisine�cookies, cakes, and icing. Grab a spatula, and fill up on such tasty creations as: Kitty Chitwood's Slut Puppies�Deep-fried and delicious. And the leftovers can be spray-painted for darlin' Christmas tree ornaments later. Lois Bunch's Chili Con Queso�You don't have to make this with government cheese, but it sure tastes better if you do. Anita Biggon's El Diablo Dip-O�Do not try to operate heavy machinery after a few bites of this stuff! Sister Bertha's Old Rugged Cross Cake�The official cake of the First Baptist Church of Pangburn, Arkansas. Ruby Ann Boxcar's Fantastically Flawless Fantasy Fudge�Please don't send me letters tellin' me how good this is 'cause I already know. Juanita Hix's Sloppy Sloppy Joes�You might want to cover the table with a trash bag before eatin' these. Along with good food, I'll also be serving up a generous side of trailer park dish�from the goin's on at the Big Balls Bowling Alley to the Three Cigarettes in an Ashtray Bar and of course, the First Baptist Church of Pangburn. Food, sex, gossip�honey, this thing's more loaded than my Me-Ma on a Saturday night! What are you waitin' for? Get out that deep fryer and get cookin'�trailer park style! Happy Eatin'! Ruby Ann Boxcar Ruby Ann Boxcar, beautician, international entertainer and singer, and syndicated columnist, lives with her husband Dew and their three dogs in a two-story double-wide pink trailer home at the High Chaparral Trailer Park in Pangburn, Arkansas. Dr. Pepper Salad If I hadn�t shown up when I did, Connie would�ve had Dew sign us up to be Amway distributors just so he could get a servin� of this dish. 2 cans Dr. Pepper 1 large package cherry JELL-O � cup maraschino cherries (chopped) 1 small package cream cheese In a pan heat up 1 can of Dr. Pepper over medium heat. When it gets hot, add JELL-O to the soda. In a small bowl stir the cherries and cream cheese together. Add it to the hot JELL-O/ Dr. Pepper mixture and stir well. Add the other can of Dr. Pepper, po
In the day and age of plastics, electronics and batteries these little toy wooden wonders are simply cool. Strung together with line all that is needed is a push of the button (located underneath the base) and they will fall about like a marionette whose strings that have been cut. Let go of the button and they will spring back. Very amusing, very stress relieving, very addicting as your on the phone not really listening!!
Manufacturer: Kubla Crafts
Furnish your humble abode with this majestic Leg Lamp. Ok, maybe it's not majestic but it is really, really, funny. Straight from the classic film A Christmas Story, this official replica lamp. It's a leg, it's a lamp, it's funny, and you NEED one. A perfect gift for any occasion especially the holidays 20" inches tall perfect for a desk lamp. Also available in a super size 40 inch version. Perfect for the ultimate living room conversation piece (okay den). Either way you can bring a perfect piece of film history right into your home.
Manufacturer: n/a
Screw the calories! You and your partner are in for some fun with this real French, yummy for the tummy, chocolate body paint. Here's the plan of attack?first, heat the body paint. Next, paint your partner with the brush that's included. Then enjoy a treat that would make Willie Wonka jealous. For the sensuous and romantic at heart, sexy Valentine's Day gifts like chocolate body paint will tickle your lover's heart.
Manufacturer: Chocoholics
Forget disrobing when it's way more fun for you and your other half to cocoon with the one and only Cupplerobe! This high quality fun-tastic robe is made from super comfy Polar Fleece and features...One Size Fits All Plenty Of Neck Room Flip-Over (inside / outside) Heavy Duty Zipper His & Hers Covered Slots (lets you use your inside arms) Additional Bottom Zipper (for extra convenience) Versatile And Warm Cold Water Washable Hood For Two (fully lined) Why snuggle under the blanket when you can in a robe!! Cozy comfort for you and your partner for only $79.95
Does your dog have spots? Now it's time to let him have stripes with the Tiger dog coat!! Click Select Type for available Sizes. Machine washable. Only $12.99 each.
These great t-shirts are made with 100% pre-shrunk heavy weight cotton. Printed in a full color and stuffed into a real milk carton. The milk carton itself is completely splattered with hilarious meanderings silly sayings and made up words. They will bring a giggle to any day,and make a great gift for any occasion.
Manufacturer: Wooket
Brighten up a mirror, window, file cabinet, bathroom, be creative and let your mind blossom!! Window Vases are made of a clear (non-breakable) vinyl and are super easy (strong suction cups) to hang.
Ho, Ho, Ho. Give your guests a special yuletide greeting with the jolly Flashing Santa. You've never seen Kris Kringle like this before. He's jolly, he's rosy and he may be even a little tipsy. The Flashing Santa is 12 inches tall but he doesn't bare all.
Nothing gets better than the portable, hands free pen radio! With this pen radio you can scan your favorite FM stations with a single touch. The pen radio also has individual ear phones with a long cord for crisp FM sound including volume control!! Plus, it has a detachable ball point pen and clips easily to your clothing for hands free listening. (batteries included)
Manufacturer: Excalibur Electronics
You just had the boss stack an endless mound of memo's on your desk, there's 4 calls on hold and your coffee taste like your last visit to Jiffy Lube.No need to hit the panic button!! Just sit back and take out your very own stress relieving Sponge Bob Square Pants Dancin' Bubble Blower. That's right simply push the button and Sponge Bob will start doing his dance and if that's not enough to melt your stress away, just start blowing some big ass bubbles to relieve your troubles!!!
Manufacturer: Little Kids
Master Peez - Why would anyone go through life without a peeing clay boy? You have seen him on TV and now you have a chance to buy one today and start living life to the fullest. How does it work you ask? Well Master Peez is made of a space age polymer that we on earth call clay. With the help of H20, that is water to you and I, Master peez can squirt water up to 3 feet. Just dunk Master Peez in cold water for 8-10 minutes then pour warm water over his head
Manufacturer: Master Peez Company
Hey, someone is floating in the salsa! This 6-1/2" ceramic bowl is the ultimate party accessory. Our happy little tuber is there to remind your guests to kick back and enjoy the refreshments, whether it's dip, candy or pretzels. It also provides an extra giggle while you munch down a bowl of cold cereal during Saturday morning cartoons
These whimsical canine charmers are sure to enhance any home or setting. Large enough to be home accents, and are right at home next to a sunny window, an easy chair, a fireplace or anyplace you would like to add some warmth and charm.Each limited edition from Petigree Pets? comes with its own certificate of authenticity, with the name of the piece, its individual number and the size of its edition.Twinkle - shaggy puppy angel, with his gold trimmed wings, detachable star and opalescent blue and gold ribbon, "Twinkle" stands 6" tall, is hand crafted, hand painted and bears the symbol of the premier 2002 edition of Petigree Pets? miniatures
Manufacturer: Merry Mac Collection
Our rubber band Sawed Off Shotgun gives you the same power and authority as any terminating cyborg. Well maybe not, but boy are they fun! Load up to 11 rubber bands on this wooden, double barrel, Sawed Off Shotgun and accept your mission with confidence because you'll have rapid fire precision!!
Manufacturer: Kidwell McGowan Associates
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