Take Out Chinese will never be the same when you walk your four legged friend oriental style. Click Select Type for available Colors and Sizes. Machine washable. Only $12.99 each.
Manufacturer: Waitex
SpongeBob gives thumbs up to this seating arrangement and so will your little one!! A comfortable (sure beats sitting on a pineapple) and colorful chair. Supports up to 175 pounds.
Manufacturer: Kidz Kraze
Celebrate the great achievements of the man responsible for modern psychotherapy with this Sigmund Freud Action Figure. Each 5" tall figure captures Freud in a pensive pose, holding a distinctly phallic cigar. Prop him on your desk or nightstand to inspire you to explore the depths of your unconscious. Comes in an illustrated clamshell package.
Manufacturer: Accoutrements
Bringing the sway of the tropics to your antenna!! Stands approx. 3 inches tall Place in 3 locations: Car antenna, Rearview Mirror, Dashboard
Manufacturer: Car Buddies LLC
Get ready to chuckle in your cubicle with the comic genius of the Rodney Dangerfield animatronics talking doll. Excuse me Baron Bob, Last week I found out about my family tree, I found out I was the sap. Every time you press Rodney's button watch him tug his tie, turn his head and move his mouth as he shouts out several of his funniest jokes.I know I'm not sexy when I put my underwear on I hear the Fruit of the Looms guys giggling. The Rodney Dangerfield collector's edition animated figure performs 11 mins. of some of his very best recorded material!! DID YOU KNOW? Rodney Dangerfield made his first big break on "The Ed Sullivan" show in the 1960's. Like few people before him, Rodney cracked Ed Sullivan's cool facade and made him laugh out loud. Dangerfield went on to appear on the show 16 times and on "The Tonight Show" a record breaking 70 times! In 1980 he won a Grammy for the Best Comedy Recording for "No respect". And let's not forget some of his unforgettable films "Caddyshack" (1980) "Easy Money" (1983) and my personal favorite "Back To School" (1986)
Manufacturer: Sunstar Industries
Now eliminates redneck residue!! Fresh New Fragrance Eau de Trailer Park Contains - a 3 ounce Body Detergent, a 3.5 ounce bar soap, a 4 ounce body wash and a travel sized, high quality lotion. Gift bag and exfoliating mesh sponge are included for free!
Manufacturer: Fridge Fun
Throw it, catch it, squeeze it, or just kick some butt. Buttball is a butt cheeks football made of soft vinyl and denim. Plumber approved, it makes a great gag gift.
Manufacturer: GetaGadget
The world's Nastiest Talking Teddy Bear!! Be warned: Ballsy Bear? is NOT FOR CHILDREN. He's Rude. Crude. And Totally Lewd!Ballsy Bear? is a collector's quality teddy bear designed by award-winning artist, Sam Blum. By pressing his belly he is quick to quip one of his twenty different phrases, including...I got your warm and fuzzy right here. F**K You!! God your a moron. Hey, slick give me a beer!!SIZE DOES MATTER - Ballsy stands a proud 15" erect, and is fully jointed. You can turn his arms, legs and head around, but be warned: this will piss him off.
Manufacturer: Chum Toy Company
This nifty mug might put David Copperfield out of a job. The magic happens once any hot liquid is poured into the mug....Java Jane (remind you of anybody in the morning?) metamorphously changes into a bright eyed, and smiling, happy camper. This unique Java Jane mug resets itself once it cools (imagine no batteries needed...how about that) Furthermore, this mug is dishwasher and micro-wave safe. Try this Unique Gift Idea...Don't spill the coffee beans. Let the recipient be completely surprised of the picture change. However, if the surprise is too much that they end up spilling their boiling beverage, we can't be held responsible.
Manufacturer: Houze of Glass
Melt your stress away with this jolly soul!! Excusie Sumo guy here, "Before you start groping me a few conditions. Number 1 - No Jackie Chan movies! Number 2 - No Minute Rice!! And Number 3 - Under no circumstances, No pulling my wedgie from my butt cheeks!!!" (Measures approx. 4" Tall and Belly to Butt 2-1/2" Wide)
Manufacturer: Alpi
Baron Liz and Grandma are enjoying their tea time in a big way!! The ceramic Giant Cup and Saucer is indeed the conversation piece. Place it on your kitchen table and fill it with fruit? Place it on your coffee table with some potpourri? Or just drink yourself silly for that extra caffeine kick!!
Manufacturer: Fantazia
I talk! "Go SpongeBob, Go SpongeBob, Go Self" "I'm Talented" "It's pretty impressive alright!"
Manufacturer: Colorbok
Yes, I'm in love with a writing instrument!! Are you hot stuff or a cold fish? Take the love-o-meter test every time you pen a note with this 5" tall, plastic Passion Pen! Hold the clear globe between your fingers and count the seconds until the red liquid boils upwards. Then check the handy chart on the back of our illustrated window box to find out what kind of lover you are. Comes with a plastic base for storage.
The Bad Boys of Pocket Choppers Inc. have masterfully Shrinky Dinked a full size chopper to 1/3rd it's size!!The Pocket Bike Chopper is a little bundle of Power, propelled by a 3.5 HP or a 6.0 HP no 2-stroke engines here, you get instant power with a full size bike rumble!! Pocket Bike Chopper Specs:Dry weight 95 pounds Wheel Base 49� Overall length 59� Seat Height is 15� Reach to pegs and bars from mid seat is 22� Powerful Tecumseh 4-stroke engine Big bike 4-stroke sound Lots of Torque put to the ground via a Comet Torq-A-Verter (it even provides a 10% overdrive!) Your choice of Colors; Gloss Black, Candy Blue, or Candy Red and these colors are Powder Coated for a very durable finish. 1.2 Gallon working gas tank (no fake tanks here) Rear Disk Brake #40 chain Custom Designed Seat with a very comfortable dense foam and a synthetic leather cover that feels more like leather than real leather does! 30+ MPH Holds up to 300 pound riders!! 30 day limited warranty on the bike, 2 year warranty on the engine (serviceable by any authorized Tecumseh service shop for your convenience) Version 6.0 HP major differentials: Some much torque it comes standard with a Wheelie Bar and up to the govner's speed faster than the 3.5 HP version
Manufacturer: Pocket Chopper
The Stoned Cats makes for the purr-fect gift!! Handpicked, smooth stones are painted by artist Beth Sevidal transforming them into palm size, pretty kitties. Take close notice of the fine detail and the eyes that almost seem to glow. Whether you have them sun themselves or curled up on your monitor the Stoned Cats will be your decors mmmeow!! And the best part no need to treat them to Cat Nip their already stoned!!
Manufacturer: Creative Notions
Reproduction print of the original painting by artist Tomi Petrella masterfully lamented and crafted from medium density fiberboard.
Manufacturer: Stupell
Potty humor has never been this much fun or funky. Just lift the lid and watch your friendly piece of �matter� dance up and down in the toilet to a rock n� roll beat. Then put the lid down and listen to it flush. Demo button on top lets you try it anytime. Batteries are included. Stands approx. 4" just the right height incase you're passed out on the bathroom floor and need to relieve the bladder.
Manufacturer: n/a
Fresh New Fragrance Eau de Gefilte Fish Contains - a 3 ounce Body Detergent, a 3.5 ounce bar soap, a 4 ounce body wash and a travel sized, high quality lotion. Gift bag and exfoliating mesh sponge are included for free!
These unusual and colorful pillows will have your friends and family reeling with laughter!! Beautifully silk screened and super soft these two pillows are definite keepers!!! And don't worry about freshness as you can see the Lobster and Trout Pillow are wrapped tight in a supermarket styled tray with a fresh sticker to boot. Don't let these unique pillows get away!!! Yours for only $15.95 each.
Manufacturer: Salamader Graphics
Great conversational piece for the family or entertainment room! Available with the or game. Beautiful silk-screen printed and etched glass top. Attractive, sturdy black metal base. Leatherette book style box to hold all the playing pieces. Product Dimensions: 22.00" X 22.00" X 24.00"
Manufacturer: Shadle Enterprises
The Chair Caddie has recently replaced Rover as man's best friend!! Each have a weighted base to securely hold your drink in place. They all contain two large pockets (it's like having your own personal kangaroo). And just think no more time consuming and frustrating searches into the depths of the chair cushion for that lost remote!!!!
Manufacturer: Regal
Truly the toughest trash talker in town. So prepare to be insulted! But also prepare to die laughing as the Wise Guy Bear asks in a thick New York accent, "Hey was 5th grade the best 6 years of your life" and how about "You're so ugly?they put your face in dough to make guerilla cookies" or "Hey buddy, nice shirt?what brand is it?.Clearance" or how about "You da man?..oh sorry lady". Each Wise Guy Talking Bear says 11 different phrases. Best yet when throwing out his quips he does a sort of bob the head move. And to show the Wise Guy Talking Bear isn't all that bad he has a tattoo of mom on his arm (charming). (batteries included)
Manufacturer: Smart Planet
These colorful, 22" tall Inflatables just want to hang around!! Choose from... that screwy squirrel Sandy Cheeks, superstar SpongeBob or his intellectual best buddy, Patrick.
Perfect for a teenager's room, a college dorm, or a cubicle, it's the CD Holder Wallpaper. Just imagine your walls covered with your favorite music!! Way cool!!! each CD Holder Wallpaper holds up to 24 cd's and includes 6 colored tacks for hanging. reinforced grommets for durability non-stick, archival quality, polypro sleeves (wow, to think I used to store my cd's in a shoe box) measures approx. 21" wide by 62" tall Available in Purple, Blue and/or Silver
Manufacturer: Computer Expressions
Beauty of a lush green garden anywhere - in just three days...holy foliage!!!!! This happy little wonder comes complete with four reusable felt pads and seed packets for growing clover, cress, mustard and lettuce. These edible sprouts which last three to four weeks, can be added to salads, used as garnish and are also decorative. You'll love your Mini Garden. Convenient seed and felt refills make it possible to keep the garden growing month after month.
Manufacturer: Sarut
Yes, SpongeBob's pet snail Gary is really a suck up!! Okay, it's more like Velcro that brings these two together. Bikini Bottom's beloved together forever!! SpongeBob Stands Approx: 7 inches tall.
No one knows what possessed Goldie to make that daring leap from the bowl, but there she is, flopping around on the hardwood floor. Wind up this 4-1/2" long plastic golfish with the removable metal key and it will flop and flounder just like a real fish out of water. It's not only a funny toy, but a touching metaphor for feeling like you don't belong. Perfect for teasing your cat or disturbing your squeamish friends. Comes on an illustrated clamshell blistercard.
Turn your dinner table into a battleground for the forces of good and evil. Will your soup need more salt, or will the pepper prevail? Every meal is a moral dilemma with the Good & Evil Salt and Pepper Shakers. These bright yellow 4" shakers are made of hand-painted ceramic with a plastic stopper in the bottom for easy refilling.
This ferocious 4-1/2" plastic shark has ruined many pairs of shorts in its hunt for human flesh. Pull the shark's ring to see and hear his feverish biting action as he chases the little swimmer. The shark's mouth chomps happily up and down and its tail thrashes as the swimmer (half a swimmer, to be precise) nears his doom.
Everyone has a different take on Jesus. Muslims and Jews saw him as a prophet; Buddhists say he was enlightened; Hindus consider him an avatar (the incarnation of a deity in human form) while Christians hail him as the Son of God. But, wherever your theological compass points, you will agree that this is the coolest action figure since G.I. Joe. Each hard plastic Jesus Action Figure stands 5" tall with poseable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action. Comes in an illustrated clamshell package with biblical quotes on the back.
Pull My Finger is the only flatulently funny collection of authentic fart sounds available on CD. All farts collected from actual gaseous emissions. No fake or synthesized sounds were used in this disgusting 30-minute compilation you can play on your home stereo. Use the Fart CD to thrill and gross-out your friends. Give the CD a spin for some really hilarious party games -- instructions included. Use the special Answering Machine Message on your answering machine -- or create your own. Sing along with three musical "cuts." Music to pass gas by!
Manufacturer: Pull My Finger
Baron Mad Mario is giving us a finger puppet show using his favorite WonderfullyWacky product the Freud Finger Puppets. So comfortable, so plush and so easy to put on. I wonder what Freud's interpretation of Mario's puppet show would be, or maybe I don't want to know. Inside the couch is a special surprise, Freud's wife. Some say she is the brains behind the man and his couch. Behind every great man there's a great woman, right??
May we introduce ?Shopping Shirley? the dancing, singing shopper that will make you laugh all the way to the mall. Shirley, sings a hilarious rendition of the popular song ?Shout??.?You make me wanna shop?.use my credit card and shop?.? As she sings, she dances and waves her credit cards and shopping bags. You will love the details from her oversized glasses, headband to her pink coat with fur trim. We think this will be a huge hit for all those shop-a-holics and anyone who has a friend who loves to shop. Shirley is almost 1 foot tall. (batteries are included)
Filled with lobster traps, ready to take off for the Atlantic for the new catch of the day.This masterful craft makes for a great gift for the lobster lover or for that executives desk. This is a keeper, measures L: 25" x W: 9" x H: 9.25" We're proud to be associated with Authentic Models the makers of this fine vessel. Exquisite wood carvings, intricate details, sand-cast brass, polished to a high gloss keeps their competitors far behind in their wake.
Manufacturer: Authentic Models
These are the wonderful collectible Gemmy's Dancing Hamsters. We will be adding new ones all the time so please make sure to check back.
Friends and family will be howling with laughter when they see your furry one bearing the Pooh dog costume!! Click Select Type for available Sizes. Machine washable. Only $12.99 each.
Enjoy drinking from our sexy pole dancer shooter glass. Box packaging features over 15 suggestive drink recipes. But if you want to go with the classic, here's a good recipe for an actual Hooter Shooter: Equal parts of; Vodka, Amaretto, Grenadine & Orange juice Shake over ice, Strain into Rocks or Shot glass
Manufacturer: ICUP
Retro Carnival-style Shooting Gallery scaled down for desktop play but still loaded with all the big game fun! For your stress relieving pleasure, there are 11 targets (9 still targets, and 2 moving targets.) Additionally, there is classic carnival music and built in scorekeepers. A metal tipped magnetic gun fires the ammo. The Gallery even comes complete with a neat little space saving fold away stand. Needs 4 �AA� batteries (not included). Gallery measures about 14" x 8" x 9�".
Manufacturer: E & B Giftware
Pull the greatest golf gag right outa of your bag!! looks, feels & breaks like the real thing! For the best results break in half! great stress reliever Each set comes with: 5 solid PVC shafts 1 re-useable plastic club head & 1 real grip
Manufacturer: BusterClub
Best dressed!! Let your loved one do the cat walk, styling with a capital S!! Click Select Type for available Colors and Sizes. Machine washable. Only $18.99 each.
Don't you wish sometimes when you're sitting on the john that you were sailing the seas, casting a line for a 10 foot swordfish, smelling the salty air of the sea, maybe taking down a couple of cold ones?? Well don't we all, but at least with this Fishing Reel Toilet Paper Holder you can feel a step or two closer while impressing visitors with something outside of the ordinary boring toilet paper dispenser.
Manufacturer: River's Edge Products
The Animal Eyeglass Holders are imported from Indonesia, handcrafted from native wood and are hand painted.
Manufacturer: Bobbo Inc.
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