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High tech, state-of-the-art electronic replacements for the inflatable rubber whoopee cushion. The greatest new funmakers to come along in decades! Unlimited uproarious uses: inside the turkey on Thanksgiving; under the covers while you pretend to sleep; hand it to a friend in a crowded elevator; under the first row at a wedding; in the check out line at the supermarket; under a seat at the movies for an especially poignant moment; many others we're sure you can think of! The WIRELESS Remote Control Fart Machine is easily concealed under chair, table, couch, curtains, virtually anywhere. Then control it up to 100 feet away with your miniature transmitter. Just push the transmitter button anytime you want to deliver the most embarrassingly realistic sound that flatulence can produce.

Disgruntled? Unhappy? Think the world is going to Hell in a handbasket? This is the perfect t-shirt to demonstrate your feelings or to give to someone who just won't stop whining. Text reads: "OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE PISS & MOAN ABOUT EVERYTHING CLUB." NOTE: Please be aware that pricing for XXL sizes may be higher than smaller sizes. The actual price will be reflected in your shopping cart once the item is added.

You'll want to write yourself a note not to light up this cigar. Beautifully engineered in solid brass and elegantly handcrafted, this unique writing instrument is styled to look like the finest imported cigar. It even stores in its own clear tube. It's perfect for special occasions, everyday use, and makes a great gift. Blunt end removes to reveal tip of refillable gel-type pen. 5.125" long.

Unique tire valve caps with color-coded pressure indicator rings let you see when it's time to add air. Save gas, reduce tire wear and drive safer with your tires filled to the correct pressure. Simple to use. Just remove your present caps and replace with indicator caps. No more searching for tire gauges. One glance and you know whether you need air. Green means tire pressure is good, yellow means pressure is down at least 4 p.s.i., red means pressure is down at least 8 p.s.i. Studies show that 6 p.s.i. underinflation reduces tire life expectancy by 25% and gas mileage by 10% or more. Set of 4. For passenger cars (28-34 p.s.i.).

Add Hilarious Noises To Your Calls. Spice your calls with eight side-splitting noises you add at just the right moment. Includes woman's blood-curdling scream, vicious dog barks, police siren, breaking glass, machine gun bursts, crying baby, loud belch, and, of course, the all-purpose fart. Just push a button on the phone to insert any of these outrageous sounds into your conversation. Works like a regular phone with one touch redial, flash, mute, tone or pulse, hi/low ringer, and handset volume control. Wall or desk mount. 5"W x 7.25"D x 2.25"H.

Russia's famous tennis star turned supermodel answers the call with this officially licensed cell phone cover. Adorned with alluring photos of the radiant Ms. K, this two-piece front and back cover replaces your phone's much-less-striking existing cover. Cover available for Nokia cell phone model # 3390.

Patented Trick Rack makes setting up professional trick shots easy. Just set up 6 standard billiard balls in the rack. Then just hit the cue ball & the balls go straight in their respective pockets. Based on the amazing trick shot made famous by Paul Newman in the 1961 film, The Hustler. Quickly learn 20 professional trick shots and create more of your own--young or old, experienced or beginner. Set includes 2 table arrow tape markers and wall chart instruction sheet showing 20 different trick shots. Balls not included. 9" x 9.5".

There are ordinary caps for ordinary days. And then, there is the Orange County Choppers Cap. You'll wear this cap when you want to dress to impress. Dynamic design features embroidered white OCC logo on the front and the word "Choppers" in dark blue with white edges. 100% cotton with adjustable cloth bandstrap. One size fits most.

100th Anniversary Model. On December 17, 1903, two inventive geniuses, brothers Orville and Wilbur Wright, flew their home-built airplane on the beach at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina for the first time. Celebrate the 100th anniversary of that historic event with our hand-carved and hand-painted mahogany replica of the Wright Flyer. The model features moving twin propellers, detailed engine, drive chains and gears (non-working), and threaded guy wires. Includes handsome display stand with commemorative nameplate. 7.75" long; 15.25" wingspan. 1:32 scale.

It's your turn to share this classic American cuisine with the rest of the world. Our tongue-in-cheek canned delicacy is sure to turn heads (and stomachs) wherever it goes. (Only you know it actually contains wood shavings!) With down-home ingredients and special serving instructions, this is one gift they'll remember a long, long time!

Astound everyone when you make anything appear to float in mid-air--including money, matches, cards, knives, canes, balls and even YOURSELF! Use this incredible video to learn the closely-guarded secrets of 8 of the world's greatest levitation tricks. Plus--with no special gimmicks whatsoever, you give the perfect illusion of levitating yourself right off the ground. And what's more, it's easy to do! Takes just 40 minutes to learn everything you need to defy gravity. See video policy on the Customer Service Page.

Show your "Jenius" to the world with this imported t-shirt. Great gift for people who think they're smart. Equally good for people who can't spell.

With Removable Bikini Top For Channel Up & Down. Gives new meaning to the expression, "57 channels & nothing on!" Universal infrared remote with universal appeal. You'll quickly get a feel for its classic shape. Bikini top flips up to reveal unique channel up-and-down buttons. Flip down bottoms for number and re-set controls. Compatible with nearly every brand of TV, VCR, cable box and red-blooded male ever made. Requires 2 "AA" batteries (not included). 5.5" x 4.5".

Runs On Dynamo, AC Power Or Batteries. Always be prepared for an emergency whether from natural disaster or power outage. Grundig's emergency radio keeps you in touch with three sources of power. Simply flip out the dynamo's hand crank and give it a quick 60 turns for up to an hour of play time; plug into your AC/DC adapter to use household current; or play using 3 "AA" batteries (not included). And the dependable built-in flashlight helps you find your way until the power comes back on. Built for both indoor and outdoor use, you'll stay informed and entertained no matter where you are or what the conditions. Features: Heavy-duty ABS plastic case, rechargeable battery pack, AM/FM/SW1/SW2 bands, fine tuning and volume controls, 2.5" speaker, rotating telescoping antenna, AC adapter jack (adapter not included), earphone jack (earphone not included), operation manual, short-wave listening guide and nylon carrying case with strap and magnetic closure. 6.5"W x 5.5"H x 2"D.

Three Hilarious "Holy Grail" Knights. You can't get enough of these talking figures from the classic film send-up of the Arthurian legend, Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Each figure features a base with sound chip with three hilarious sayings from the 1975 film such as "What do you do with witches?" and "If we built this large wooden badger..." These highly detailed 7" plastic figures of King Arthur, Brave Sir Robin, and Sir Bevedere the Wise have nine points of articulation for posability and come complete with authentic outfits including shield, sword and scabbard. A must-have for all Monty Python fans. Sold only as a set.

Develop your own special brand of genius with this officially licensed Albert Einstein watch. You'll have everything you need to solve the problems of your universe right on your wrist. Watch features iridescent LCD screen; clock with time, date, day, and alarm; 8 digit calculator with memory; accurate quartz movement; and durable rubber watchband. One year manufacturer's warranty. Face: 1-5/8" wide.

Police says it's "better than a locked safe and a thousand times cheaper!" This can safe have the same authentic label and body as the real thing. Designed to fool even the cleverest snoop. Bottom unscrews to reveal secret hiding place for money, jewels, important documents, coins, and any small object you must keep from prying eyes. Perfect for travel, car and home. Gunk® can with 7" interior big enough for your car stereo face plate.

Perfect Posture Brace End slouching! Look your tallest & most confident. Improve your posture instantly, comfortably. Feather light elastic brace gently pulls shoulders back, gives support needed for good posture without strain or discomfort. Cannot be detected under clothing. Adjustable size. Machine wash. Made in U.S.

Special woven mesh is too small for the tiniest insect to get through (even no-see-ums) but easy for you to see through. Forget using insect repellants that wear off in an hour. This tough, durable 100% polyester mesh can be worn all day long-and it's so lightweight, you won't even know you have it on. Plus it remains cool on hot days and protects you from the sun's ultraviolet rays. Protect yourself from disease-carrying mosquitoes, ticks, and fleas and the painful bites and stings of deer flies, black flies, bees and wasps. Pants cover waist to ankles. It has elastic cuffs for added protection. One size fits most adults.

Makes ventriloquism fun, easy & affordable. You won't find a better vent figure for your money! Deluxe Style: The Basic Style has been converted so the figure has a sturdy, properly balanced HOLLOW BODY with wooden head post and ball/socket neck. Head turns full circle, tilts & nods. Mouth opens & closes by pulling a LEVER mounted on the head post. With padded shoulder and seat for the best comfort. Danny O'Day

Great new version of a classic illusion. Borrow any bill from your audience & then instantly thrust your normal-looking pen straight through it. Bill is apparently destroyed, but can immediately be returned unharmed. Easy to learn, almost impossible to detect. Works with any paper-thin object.

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits", and other great putdowns printed on official-looking "Parking Tickets". Give to anyone who can't or won't park his car, cycle, bike correctly. Blank lines for state, time, license number, make. Causes real scare, then embarressment. 25 per pack.

Brush for a few minutes a day to help keep odors and fleas away. Sturdy bristles comb out stubborn tangles while ionic purifier gently and silently bathes your pet with up to 100 trillion oxygenated molecules and negative ions every second. It breaks down the odors and the particles that cause them, leaving only fresh oxygen it its path, so your pet smells fresh and clean. Plus, the brush emits ultrasonic waves set to a frequency targeted to repel fleas, but is completely harmless to your pet. Green LED "power on" light let's you know it's working. Uses one 9 volt battery, not included. 9" long.

Increase your safety and look great doing it with these state-of-the-art sunglasses. Using the latest discoveries from NASA, our Silver Flame Sunglasses sport shatterproof polycarbonate lens multi-coated with titanium dioxide and silica for a tougher-than-nails surface. And the coating gives the lenses a unique multi-color reflective finish. Provides UV400 protection.

Revolutionary, step-by-step video teaches you to attract women anytime, anywhere--immediately. Proven techniques based on years of research by noted scientists. Learn how to project appeal, make women eager to be with you, the perfect approach, can't miss opening lines, body language, seven stages of flirtation & more. High-quality, Hollywood production that will make you laugh, yet LEARN! Rated PG. 52 min.; VHS. See video policy on the Customer Service Page.

What is the true purpose of the secret government base at Groom Lake, NV? Is it merely a testing center for advanced aircraft, like the B-1 bomber? Or is it a laboratory for the reverse engineering of alien spacecraft? Or is it the focus of "Super Deep Black" projects designed to create worldwide panic and the formation of a diabolic planetary shadow government? Norio Hayakawa, the world's foremost authority on Area 51, explores these possibilities backed by extensive research and actual footage of UFOs over Dreamland. He links stealth aircraft, biological weapons, worldwide data control systems, and mind control technology to an international cabal bent on building a New World Order on the ashes of American sovereignty. Are aliens our biggest threat or is it our human leaders? View this compelling two video set and decide for yourself. 270 mins. See Video Policy on the Customer Service Page.

What's taking Bubba so long out back? He's working on something special. Try to open the door to the outhouse and your redneck friend lets loose with a passel of countrified farts and one of ten sassy sayings. All the while, the rustic restroom shakes, rattles and rolls. Uses 3 "AA" batteries, included. 7"tall.

Deposit nickels, dimes and quarters in the front slot (all other denominations in the back slot), and pull the lever down. The bank locks and will not reopen until $10 has been deposited--allowing you to build up your savings! The sturdy cash register-style metal bank holds $50 in change and features readout of the running total deposited. 6.25"H x 4.25"W x 5"D

Authentic reproductions of the lightsaber seen in the Star Wars saga, with realistic light and digital sound effects taken directly from the movie! The motion-sensor controlled sound effects include power-up, idle hum, power-down, and clashing sounds when struck. Constructed of durable die cast metal with a sturdy polypropylene blade, encasing an illuminated core that glows brightly when activated, giving this lightsaber the look and feel of the real thing. 45" long. Uses 6 "AA"batteries, not included. Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery, and provide a street address for shipment. See Custom Item Policy on the Customer Service Page.

Tinted clip-ons for eyeglass wearers help improve vision using the proven "pinhole" method. Scientifically designed to ease eyestrain from viewing TV screens, computer monitors and electronic read-outs for hours at a time. Small patterned holes help train the eyes to focus properly while polarized lenses reduce annoying glare that can strain the eyes. For adults and children, workers and students, anyone who suffers often from bleary vision, watery eyes, headaches and eye fatique during their daily activities. Clips easily to any style eyeglasses. Quickly flip up out of the way.

Stay safe and add visibility with our super bright LED bicycle light. Ultra compact taillight features 7 multidirectional led lights for 220o visibility up to 2000 feet. Weatherproof, lightweight, and durable, with bike mount, clip mount, and arm strap for multiple mounting options. Operates in 2 modes -- flashing or steady, and run up to 100 hours on 2 "AA" batteries (included). Taillight 2.5" long.

Seems To Defy Gravity. Suspend the globe in mid-air using the mysterious power of electromagnetism and the scientific magic of high-tech control. Built-in computer makes up to 16,000 adjustments per second to keep sphere floating precisely between the powerful magnets above and below. Levitator sets up in seconds for years of enjoyment. AC adapter with 6 ft. cord provides power. Globe: 3.75" dia. Stand: 8" tall.

240 Full Color Reproductions. Top quality reprints of famous 1933 Goudey Gum Co. baseball trading cards. One of the first bubblegum trading card collections, the original cards would be worth over $100,000. Set includes 240 cards representing players from the Golden Age of Baseball (1900-1940). Featuring Babe Ruth (4 different cards), Lou Gehrig (2 different cards), Rogers Hornsby (as player and manager), Leo Durocher, Dizzy Dean, Jimmie Foxx, Lefty Grove and more than 200 other stars, including the rarest bubblegum card of all -- #106 Napoleon Lajoie. Each card measures 2.375" x 2.875". Limited Quantity.

Make bubbles 6 feet tall and 4 feet wide, bubbles that float up the side of buildings and bubbles that drift lazily on a breeze, shimmering with every color of the rainbow. You'll be the sensation of the neighborhood as everyone comes to see your incredible bubbles. Make a bubble within a bubble, a chain of bubbles, even a donut bubble. Your kit includes the specially-designed, easy-to-assemble bubble maker, the secret bubble recipe and 78-page Bubble Book. The most fun you'll ever have with soap and water.

If it's an exotic sports car you want, Porsche has your number. Featuring a ten-cylinder alloy engine, ceramic composite racing clutch, ceramic composite brakes, carbon fiber reinforced plastic monoque and sub-frame, and super lightweight magnesium racing wheels, this is the most technologically-advanced sports car ever built. Our die cast metal and plastic replica includes light-up headlamps and tail lights, front wheel steering, rubber tires, opening front end trunk, opening doors, detailed interior and pop-up rear spoiler. Keychain-style infrared remote controls full movement with forward and reverse speeds, and left and right turns up to 30 feet away. Uses 4 "AA" batteries (not included) and 3 button batteries, included.

Aviation enthusiasts and history buffs alike will enjoy the world's most popular board game while celebrating a century of flight. Players get the chance to own the most coveted air fleet, from Orville and Wilbur's Wright Flyer, The Spirit of St. Louis, the B-17 Flying Fortress, to the 747 and Stealth Fighter and more. This customized game comes complete with 6 collectible pewter tokens (fighter jet, helicopter, hot air balloon, airship, commercial jet, and monoplane). Makes a perfect gift for anyone who loves aviation. For 2-6 players, ages 8 & up. MONOPOLY®, TM & ©2003 Hasbro. All other trademarks are owned by their respective holders and used by permission under license to USAOPOLY.

Speed Learning Made Simple Unleash the Genius within You Most of us have negative thinking about learning ("I'm not good at that!") In school we're told to learn, but never HOW to learn. 2 cassette course with manual teaches you HOW to learn ANYTHING faster. Re-educate your mind for better memory & understanding. Use latest methods like those that teach complete languages in 24 days! Speed learn math, facts, formulas, names, addresses, phone numbers, whatever!

This full head latex or soft vinyl mask is made by the finest mask makers in the world. We demand the highest quality from all of our manufacturers in order to guarantee that you will stand out in the crowd every time you wear one! See Halloween return policy on the Customer Service Page.

Made with U.S. fabric.

Here's your chance to honor friends, family members, or teammates with a custom Wheaties trophy! Simply send us an original black and white or color photograph (3" x 5" up to 8" x 10" size). Sorry, we cannot accept Polaroid®, newspaper photos, copyright photos from studios, or color photocopies. We put your photo on a full-size Wheaties box, sealed in acrylic for permanent display. A unique gift for any occasion--birth, anniversary, wedding, graduation, pets, hobbies, sports achievements, and more! All photos will be returned unharmed. Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery, and provide a street address for shipment. See Custom Item Policy on the Customer Service Page. Wheaties and The Breakfast Of Champions is a registered TM of General Mills, Inc., used under license. All rights reserved.

Genuine coin does "impossible" tricks. Fold & slip through neck of bottle, do variety of special stunts. Instantly snaps back to appear like regular quarter. Precision made so hairline cuts are undetectable. For magic & joke use only.

Add a touch of color to your decor with these colorful decorative lights. Shaped like large tapered candles, you can set them to produce a soft white, candle-like glow or to transition through a rainbow of colors. Their simple elegance looks great indoors or out. Place them on the table for refined dining, in the bedroom as a nightlight, on the patio during parties, and in the living room as mood lighting when you relax. The lights sit in their own resting tray. Pick one up and it automatically illuminates. Replace it on the tray and it automatically shuts off. Each light uses 3 "AA" batteries, not included. Set of 4. 6.75" tall.

From 50 Countries A tremendous value! Here is a collection of coins suitable for the beginner or advanced collector's real pleasure. All coins identified by country and amount.

With Screwdriver And Level. Three great functions in one compact device. Laser pointer at one end projects red laser beam up to 1,500 feet away. Screwdriver at the other end holds one of four interchangeable bits. And in the middle, a handy bubble level. Ideal for lining up pictures and shelves. Pointer and bits store in handy nylon pouch with belt loop. Pocket clip included. 6.25" long.

Russia's famous tennis star turned supermodel answers the call with this officially licensed cell phone cover. Adorned with alluring photos of the radiant Ms. K, this two-piece front and back cover replaces your phone's much-less-striking existing cover. Cover available for Nokia cell phone model # 720.

Bubble fluid (33oz.) for the Party Bubble Machine (Item # 27260).

Triple-Filter Lenses Developed By NASA See more clearly and dramatically reduce glare and reflection instantly. Eagle Eyes® patented triple-filter, polarized lenses block all harmful blue, violet and ultraviolet light to help preserve and enhance your vision. Wear them year-round to see better in sun, smog, haze, snow, rain and overcast conditions. Eagle Eyes preserve your night vision when you enter buildings and lets you see through water instead of just the surface. Developed by NASA scientists and worn by professionals where safety and protection are essential, these sunglasses are lightweight, comfortable and rugged. If you like this item, also see item number 25018, Clip on Eagle Eye Sunglasses.

Clever bunny gives you a card-playing tip on every card sure to amuse (and insult) your fellow players. You get two full decks of standard playing cards with numerous sub-standard comments like "they looked at your cards while you were taking a leak" and "don't cheat unless you're playing for money." These decks give a whole new meaning to card reading.

Magic tricks anytime, anywhere specifically designed for social occasions using everyday objects. Gives you magic that's perfectly natural for the places you spend most of your time. Make positive first impressions, win friends and generate business using pens, spoons, salt shakers, rubber bands, business cards and more. No special props, knowledge or preparation needed. Just show up and wait for the right opportunity. 58 min. See video policy on the Customer Service Page.

A favorite team welcomes your sportsman with his name, in lights on the team's (you choose) actual scoreboard. (Golf scoreboard has name as the tournament leader after shooting 68.) Done through computer imagery, we print a full name on an 11" x 14" color photograph (taken while an event is actually being held) and display it in a handsome frame with acrylic front. State first and last name. Allow 4-6 weeks. We require a street address for delivery. See Custom Item Policy on the Customer Service Page. Please note that scoreboards may vary from what is shown; we will ship you the current scoreboard offered for your choice.

Irresistible! Just leave it in plain sight. They'll just have to try their luck. They pull the handle and get a real surprise! Not recommended for young children or persons with a medical condition. 2.5" mini replica machine.

Fits over most glasses or can be worn without glasses. For bikers, skiers, rugged outdoor wear. Aerodynamically designed to protect your eyes from wind irritation. Lenses are made of shatterproof polycarbonate for superior eye protection from flying objects that could shatter a regular lens. UV400 filtered for maximum protection from ultraviolet rays. Double-sided anti-fog coating & goggle venting insures good visibility. Foam covered vents allow limited air flow while filtering the air. Lightweight, durable, flexible frame of thermal plastic rubber. Dual-adjustable, quick-release strap. With clear, smoke and orange lenses. Includes micro-fiber pouch for storage & cleaning.

The next time you play a prank on some unsuspected victim, here's the cap you need to wear. Based on the headgear worn by Ashton Kutcher, host of the MTV show that makes a career out of embarrassing hot Hollywood stars. Cap features camo front panel with embroidered punk'd logo, mesh sides and back, and adjustable plastic back strap. Made from 100% cotton fabric and polyester mesh. Imported. One size fits most adults.

Ultimate air rocket fun. No batteries or fuel required. Ready to fly in minutes. Just jump on the durable launch pad for a giant blast of air, propelling the reusable rocket to heights up to 400 feet. Simple to set up, the adjustable launcher lets you create distance and targeting games limited only by your imagination. Set includes launch pad and hose, adjustable stand, and 4 reusable rockets with super soft tips. Colors may vary, our choice, please. For ages 8 and up. Adult supervision recommended.

Incredible life-like illusion. Faucet with no visible support continuously pours liquid into a mug, apparently right out of thin air. Listen closely and you can actually hear the water splashing. Touch it and your fingers get wet. Even with clear liquids the optical illusion is not destroyed. Pleasing modern design allows you to put it anywhere--in the home, den or office. Built-in light source makes it the center of attention in any room. Plugs into AC outlet. Includes brass-look water faucet and special can adapter that lets you replace the faucet with your favorite beverage can. About 7" dia. by 19" tall.

Tiny foam eyeballs stick anywhere to terrify and astonish friends, enemies and innocent passers-by. Stick them on your face, your hands, your clothes, your glasses and more. Use the included sticky pads to attach the eyeballs or lay them around loose. Ages 3 and up. About .75" wide. Set of 9.

This quality t-shirt, dyed and printed in the U.S., is great for dragon-slayers and dragon-lovers too.

Own a piece of presidential history. Our talking version of former President Bill Clinton speaks original sound bites in his own voice. He speaks 18 phrases that cover politics, patriotism and even personal issues during his time in the White House. Whether or not you agree with the opinions and policies of our 42nd President, this authentic figure is a fitting collectible from an important era in our nation's history. Figure comes dressed in presidential suit and tie and stores in a collectible box. Uses 3 button batteries, included. 11.5" tall.

No Martial Arts Training Required! Disable the most brutal attacker, sometimes with only a mere touch to the correct nerve. Now you can defend yourself in any situation with the devastating, long-suppressed art of Pressure Point Self-Defense. World-renowned pressure point expert, George Dillman, presents simple, yet extremely effective, non-lethal moves and holds that temporarily disable any attacker. Step-by-step photo sequences demonstrate the moves that guarantee you can defend yourself even when you're taken by surprise or suddenly grabbed by a bigger, stronger opponent. This complete manual gives you a detailed demonstration of the many pressure points on the human body and how to use them against your attacker--and how to protect your own. Dillman explains each of the points on the arms, legs and head and the proper way to disable them; by striking, rubbing or--believe it or not--a mere touch. No matter what the situation, you'll learn how stop your attacker cold, giving you the time you need to make your escape. 264 pages. Please refer to our Video/DVD/Book and Audio Policy in the Customer Service page.

Now your ride can be hotter than ever. This flaming window decal puts a rim of fire on your front or rear car window. Weather resistant decal apply easily. Simply clean the glass, trim decal to fit and peel off the backing. Decal is one 4" x 40" strip.